Always the Scrub…
Somehow The Rookie is the scrub on the two-person Skylanders Team video game and always has to be this big dumb tree-looking character that waddles and looks like he’s carrying two suitcases around… here’s the pre-game discussion:
Flash: I’m the Captain of the Team, because I’m player one.
The Rookie: I think I should be the Captain, because this is a new game and I’ve been playing video games since before your mother was born.
Flash: So? :-)
