The Pop Tart Experience
The Rookie is coming out of the bathroom after getting dressed for church.
The Rookie: “Why is there a Pop Tart wrapper on the bed?”
Granny, noticing the Pop Tart wrapper on the bed: “Where is the Pop-Tart?”
Grandchild: “I don’t know”
A search ensues, half-eaten Pop-Tart is found beneath all the covers.
The Rookie: “WHY IS THERE A POP TART IN THE BED?”
Grandchild: “Granny said to get in bed and eat my Pop Tart… on your side of the bed.”
The Rookie starts laughing at this bit of truth (and at this point, what else can you do?)
Granny: “This story is going to end up online”. :-)