The Driver’s License Renewal
The Rookie was getting his driver’s license renewed recently… the discussion was:
Clerk (a lady who appeared to be older than The Rookie): So are your height and weight pretty close to what they were last time?
The Rookie (who knows that neither height or weight listed on the license are that close): Pretty much.
Clerk: Looks next at computer screen which says Brown hair like it has since the motorcycle license 40 years ago, then looks at The Rookie’s head
Clerk: Grey or Brown?
The Rookie (who was startled to get that question, especially from an older lady): Well… I guess it’s more grey than brown now.
Clerk: Leans into entering that update (or at least that’s what it felt like to The Rookie ) :-)