Hick on tap?
The Rookie is traveling with Granny and Grandsons 1 and 2, and stops at a local restaurant in a small town to eat lunch. Grandson #1 is at the self-serve drink fountain while The Rookie is getting napkins…
Grandson #1: What does “Hick” taste like?
The Rookie (a little worried since it is a small town): Hick!! What in the world is Hick?
Grandson #1: It says “High… C”.
The Rookie (failing to avoid laughing): Oh, Hi-C! That’s fruit juice, it’s OK :-)